pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of…
bones would be quite possibly the worst flight attendant ever
'i would like to remind all passengers to buckle their seatbelts please, trust me, with the dumbass we have on the helm youre going to want to'
'im going to go over some basic rulesnow 1. if you act stupid i will drop kick you out of this plane 2. if you make fun of me for getting nervous when we land i will tell the captain to go back up in the air and then i will drop kick you out of this plane 3. if you make fun of the copilot i will bring you an extra bag of peanuts'
'we're about to take off, if youre religious id start praying now'
'does anyone have any questions? *hands go up* i dont have time for questions that was rhetorical put your goddamn hands down'